Things I've learned today:
--Little 1 1/2-yr-old girls love getting their fingernails painted.
--When little 1 1/2-yr-old girls get their nails painted, 4-yr-old brothers want theirs done too.
--After you get done painting a little girl's nails and big brother is waiting impatiently for his turn, screw the lid on tightly.
--Windex gets red nail polish out of beige carpeting after 25 minutes of scrubbing and lots of praying (there were team huddles in there too with the aforementioned girl and boy, which I'm sure was key to our success).
Somewhere, in Altoona and Webster City my mom and aunt respectively are laughing their flippin heads off. Oh Karma you are a fickle little thing.