Thursday, January 15, 2009

Recently Heard at Hotflawedmama

We're in the midst of potty training season with Ms. Doozie which is perhaps my least favorite thing of motherhood. The only reason I like it is because there is no shortage of hilarity when it comes to bathroom humor over here. Here's the latest.

hotflawedmama: Dailah go sit on the potty before lunch.

Trysten: I have to go too.

Dailah watches Trysten as he goes #1. He finishes his business and then goes to sit down. I look in and see Dailah assuming the male stance.

hotflawedmama: Dailah, you have to sit down to go peepee like mommy.

Trysten: Yeah she can't stand up to go potty because she's a girl.

hotflawedmama: That's right, girls sit down, boys stand up.

Trysten: That's right because girls have jaws.

hotflawedmama: I think the word you're looking for is "vagina".

Trysten: Yeah, that's it.

Jaws...really?

6 comments:

Tarah said...

I love it! :)

Kay said...

LMAO!!!!! That's good stuff!

Cindy said...

Fantastic!!

Matthew and Amanda said...

Teshe calls the female part, "China" or something sounding like "lasagna". He also enjoys taunting me for not having a penis. Nice.

Amanda

Andrea said...

LOL!!!! Jaws, well that's a new one ;o)

emaye said...

Too funny!